Elon is actually just a diminutive nickname, and not his true first name. His whole first name happens to be "Elongated"

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Elon Musk is actually a superhero from the galactic core. He is currently doing everything in his power, from sabotaging their space programs to building a planetary cage of space debris, to ensure that humans will never be able to leave the planet Earth and disrupt the FALGSC that all the groovy space people have got going on.