He seems like too much of a loser for that position. I'm sure it will be something ghoulish though, most horrifying would be "youth outreach" or something.

He's going to be the white house rat exterminator

the FDA regulates over 80 percent of the U.S. food supply, including dairy

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Pete as head of the CIA would be a bit of a Chancellor Hitler moment.

Head of animal control. He's gonna make dogs a thing of the past

I love this guys positive outlook on life, thats just about the most chilling thing I've read all night.

I keep saying: he will get Department of Veterans Affairs. I will bet real money on this.

Pete has some Naval Intelligence connections already, right? He's not just you're average, wholesome small-town mayor like he pretends to be. He ran for DNC chair and may have helped prevent Ellison from running away with it.

My Bet's on Secremovedy of State.

Haven’t you watched Scandal?