Permanently Deleted

  • Jadzia_Dax [she/her]
    ·
    4 years ago

    oh my god you weren't kidding: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Breast/Legends

    • redthebaron [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      this is the funniest wiki page i have ever seen like there is a cannon and legends version of the breast page with a photo of bare chested adam driver on the cannon one which really sold me on this page

      • bigbologna [she/her]
        ·
        4 years ago

        And if you go into the History of the page there was very clearly a brief edit war of if the canon breast image should be Adam Driver or Hayden Christensen and whether or not it should mention that Anakin doesn't produce milk

        • redthebaron [he/him]
          ·
          4 years ago

          both good pics actually, they should have kept both, like the legends version looks horny but the cannon version looks like a group of people have been looking frame by frame for every single canonical breast and i like the dedication

      • Rem [she/her]
        ·
        4 years ago

        Why is it in the past tense lmao

        Breasts no longer exist in the star wars universe?

          • Rem [she/her]
            ·
            4 years ago

            The sith made my titties small :angery:

            • Lerios [hy/hym]
              ·
              4 years ago

              oh shit, the sith are giving out free top surgery?!?!! :ferret:

        • Barabas [he/him]
          ·
          4 years ago

          Star wars was a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. That is just the style that they write the wiki in.

    • garbology [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      "124 separate articles on anatomy on this wiki, running the gamut from lekku to limb"

      :whywhywhywhywhy: why why why why why