Help me understand the link here.
His logic goes:
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famous punchy boi
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women must be attractive to me personally
I'm having difficulty connecting these dots.
No need to worry.
The moment this game gets a PC port someone will upload a mod to nexus that makes all the women 90% tit.
Based on what I've seen from mods lately, the 90% ass mods come first currently. We're clearly in the age of ass right now.
The worst tragedy of our time. I’m a tits man born in the age of ass
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They literally made Aunt May hot in the MCU by giving the role to Marisa Tomei though
How would you type, format, include a screenshot, and review this post and have it never occur to you that this is not the sort of thing that you announce to the world?
Fellas I really hate it when I can't [redacted] to my vidya character. Everyone should be catering to me at all times.
my man these stories are for children that's why they aren't porn
Send all G*mers to 10 years hard labour in the fields.
Let me run that past my internal political commissar real quick:
This is a VIDEOGAMEThat's it. That is the safe part to read. Please refrain from reading any other parts of the tweet.
I don’t care how fappable she is, but it is really jarring how different she looks from the first game while Pete and Miles look mostly the same. And by Pete looking the same I mean looking the same as his bad facial makeover from the remastered version.
Hard mode
