I’m not joking. Go to a sauna, log on grindr, etc. Train train train. At least learn some basic fundamentals like pulling your lips over your teeth. Get with some like-minded people in your local DSA chapter and suck each other off in the backyard. This shit ain’t for play. If you’re not just shitposting online, fucking act like it.
I volunteer to be the practice dummy.
No, no, I insist. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it, so I'm more than willing to make that sacrifice.
I'll be the back up dummy, dummy.