I’m not joking. Go to a sauna, log on grindr, etc. Train train train. At least learn some basic fundamentals like pulling your lips over your teeth. Get with some like-minded people in your local DSA chapter and suck each other off in the backyard. This shit ain’t for play. If you’re not just shitposting online, fucking act like it.
:volcel-police: VOLCEL POLICE! NOBODY SUCK A DICK!
The act of sucking a dick is an incredibly dangerous one, as it can often result in the expulsion of vital essences, a breach of your volcel pledge. For your sake, and the sake of others, please do not sucka dick.
Edging should only be practiced by those most devoted to their volcel pledge, those that can trust themselves never to cum. If there is doubt, do not edge, as weak will can cause a spill.
I volunteer to be the practice dummy.
No, no, I insist. It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it, so I'm more than willing to make that sacrifice.
I very rarely have good head (to the point I really don’t enjoy it much) and it’s because most people (gay men in this case) don’t know how to to properly suck a cock. Get yourself a dom who will dedicate hours and hours of their life to training you to properly give good head.
Get yourself a dom who will dedicate hours and hours of their life to training you to properly give good head.
If I knew how to do this then I already would have
Well honey, I swear I didn't know the Ted talk was going to be about this.
Not that I have much experience with either, but it seems, at least conceptually, easier than eating someone out.
But I'm open to being proven wrong...like...really open
That's been my (limited) experience. I think too much while eating out but i can just kinda zone out and chill while giving a bj
This entire post needs to be vacated and removed before the Volcel Police show up. Y’all are doing hard time. And not hard like a dick either
