I would simply choose to look like him, and then try to do the voice myself, in turn becoming the real Jar Jar Binks.
Why bother half-assing Binkification? Gotta go whole hog or nothing! :Hoggers:
Broke: Imitating Jar Jar Binks
Woke: Walking the path of the Enantiomorph as Jar Jar Binks, Mantling him and achieving godhood.
The King: Jar Jar (Palpatine's master, organized everything, no one believes that)
The Rebel: Palpatine (Because of Rule of Two, wants to Rebel, plus after the whole thing the Empire thinks he was the Ruler the whole time)
The Observer: Anakin Skywalker (Gets maimed, becomes Darth Vader)
Best idea in the thread. Especially if you get handsome or pretty looks as a trade for talking like this walking racist caricature
This weak man has been eliminated. Their mockery of what must be will not be tolerated.
My job is mostly talking to people over the phone and I don't go outside in 2021 so yeah I would like to talk like him
As a white guy, talking like him would probably not end too well for me
Don't worry, there are plenty of other Star Wars creatures we could pattern our speech after like, uhh... Watto... or the Nemoyidians...
uh oh
I guess I've suddenly 'gone mute', the extending tongue would be kinda cool though...
