Can't make this stuff up.

  • MagisterSinister [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    The Bidens and the Buttigiegs are seated at a candle-lit dining table at the Buttigieg residence.

    Joe: Damn, Jack, that's a good ... you know, you know, the thing!

    Jill: A roast, honey.

    Joe: Thanks, Jack! That's a goddarn fine roast you got there, Mayo Pete!

    Jill: What's the secret?

    Chasten (laughs nervously)

    Pete: You could say there's a major secret ingredient!

    Joe: Seriously, that's the best dog i've eaten in ages!