The two German Shepherds belonging to President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden were returned to the Biden family home in Delaware last week after aggressive behavior at the White House involving Major Biden, two sources with knowledge tell CNN.

Can't make this stuff up.

  • buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    That’s just the official story :pete:

    • MagisterSinister [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      The Bidens and the Buttigiegs are seated at a candle-lit dining table at the Buttigieg residence.

      Joe: Damn, Jack, that's a good ... you know, you know, the thing!

      Jill: A roast, honey.

      Joe: Thanks, Jack! That's a goddarn fine roast you got there, Mayo Pete!

      Jill: What's the secret?

      Chasten (laughs nervously)

      Pete: You could say there's a major secret ingredient!

      Joe: Seriously, that's the best dog i've eaten in ages!

  • maverick [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    That dog's being sent to the same place they sent big structural bailey to

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Wasn't this the dog liberals were so enamored with because having a dog in the White House somehow really pwned Trump?

  • Barabas [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    So this is why they took the dog account off Twitter.

  • Rem [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Dogs are back out of the white house 😎

  • quartz [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I swear to God you cannot read the words "aggressive behavior at the White House involving Major Biden" and tell me that we have a free press.

    On the other hand, CNN reports one of the dogs is "old and slowed down", so maybe some brave interns will be able to get the news about Biden President out in code. "The Biden dog got into a stash of blow today, showing a brief moment of lucidity before it contemplated nuking Canada"