Here's the facts, Barack and I are good buds. I still have him and Michelle over for drinks every couple of months. Let's cut the confetti though, Barack is a liberal and was a malarkey magnet during his presidency.

Every day I'd go into the oval office, give him a stack of theory, and tell the guy to get his bids straight. I'd say "Barry, you gotta nationalize everything and purge the DNC of liberalism". He'd just laugh and tell me to go play with my trains.

I'm not setting up that board game again, no sir. This time we're shooting pool for keeps. :dem: