1. Any white male, or just any male, especially someone like Tim Kaine
  2. Hillary
  3. ?
  • BreadPrices [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Anyone in the Republican party, bonus points if it's Jeb!, but I feel like Mitt Romney was a possibility at one point.

  • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I know I was not born in los Estados Unidos de América, but I have offered many times to be interim vice president for Mr. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

    He finally wrote back last week a very short message. This message said “we have other plans por you, jack. Hope you like privatizing oil ;)”.

    Does anyone understand the meaning of this message? None of my letters to Mr. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr have mentioned petroleum and I am worried there was mistranslation.

    I have made this comment before, but it is something that stays with me as I would make a very good interim presidente for any country which needs one. Ojalá lo entendiera más claramente.

    • LeftistJoeBiden [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Now listen fats, I'm not gonna tolerate you claiming I'm some kind of yankee imperialist ghoul. the only kind of puppets I'm interested in are the ones we used to have as a kid, those old punch and judy shows they'd put on down at the community theater.

      God those were such a conniption, we really lived it up.

      • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        But you are imperialist so I am thinking this is a joke, but maybe serious?

  • TransSpaceAnarchy [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Gloria la Riva, Assata Shakur or Angela Davis as Biden tries to pander to the radical left

    • LeftistJoeBiden [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Assata Shakur and Angela Davis know how to fire a rifle. That's the kind of hard-boiling gumption we're gonna need in the coming revolution. I stand by that conviction, take that to the bank and cash it on a friday because my money is good. :dem:

    • Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Leonard Peltier, whom he then allows to die of late-stage cancer just before inauguration because letting him have health care would be an insult to his dead son.

    • LeftistJoeBiden [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Here's the facts, Barack and I are good buds. I still have him and Michelle over for drinks every couple of months. Let's cut the confetti though, Barack is a liberal and was a malarkey magnet during his presidency.

      Every day I'd go into the oval office, give him a stack of theory, and tell the guy to get his bids straight. I'd say "Barry, you gotta nationalize everything and purge the DNC of liberalism". He'd just laugh and tell me to go play with my trains.

      I'm not setting up that board game again, no sir. This time we're shooting pool for keeps. :dem:

    • LeftistJoeBiden [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      now look, hunter is a damn good kid. He does a lot of crack, but can you really blame a fella for putting too many condiments on his pretzel? It's the way we cope.

      I love my son, but we both know he's a couple goats short of a stable. I don't set my children up to fail at anything except capitalism. :dem:

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hillary is the one woman who would be way funnier than any male candidate.

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    4 years ago

    Michelle Obama would be a lib wet dream, the second of the four steps of the obama dynasty.

    girl power war crimes ✊✊✊

  • LeftistJoeBiden [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    You're hootin' at the wrong owl, you nursery-rhymin' can o' beans. I'm choosing the Antifa super soldier in full gear 24/7. :dem: :af-heart: