Doxxing myself to complain about the first sentence in my wikipedia:
Paul the Octopus (26 January 2008[1] – 26 October 2010) was a common octopus used to predict the results of association football matches. Accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup brought him worldwide attention as an animal oracle.
Common? :what:
Damn, now i remember that dude on Argentinian TV having a meltdown after the (absolutely inevitable) 2010 loss to Germany and chopping an octopus to bits while calling them a nazi. Soccer does weird things to people.