Doxxing myself to complain about the first sentence in my wikipedia:
Paul the Octopus (26 January 2008[1] – 26 October 2010) was a common octopus used to predict the results of association football matches. Accurate predictions in the 2010 World Cup brought him worldwide attention as an animal oracle.
Common? :what:
You're psychic, I fucking knew it.
Just what I'd expect from a rival
:fidel-salute:
I expected this, fo sure