Juan Guaido has declared himself the interim VP pick of Biden. When asked for a comment, Biden responded with 'I'll fucking eat your your, the thing. You wanna go jack?' confirming his decision.

  • KamalaHarris [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Hey, pal, it was a close competition. I sincerely hope we can continue to work together towards a brighter future for Venezuela!

      • KamalaHarris [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Of course! I meant that we need to have all of those oil fields. Or at least a down payment of 10% of the oil fields, at which point we can begin restoring democracy. ;)

        • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          She is not a dog, she is a very nice woman. Please be kind.