Juan Guaido has declared himself the interim VP pick of Biden. When asked for a comment, Biden responded with 'I'll fucking eat your your, the thing. You wanna go jack?' confirming his decision.
Is this true!?!? I have found many things out through internet announcements, so I do not blame Mr. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr for revealing it to the press before returning my many letters, emails, twitter dms, and voicemails.
This is a great day for me, it validates the many struggles I have endured. I have failed at so many things so many times and I keep persisting. All the pain and suffering has been worth it for this moment.
Gracias to all who have been so kind and supportive. I must tell mi esposa of this news! I was afraid she was giving up on our marriage, but this may truly save our relationship. She has had to me, "Juan I love you, but where is the man I married? You were going places, you were accomplished". Well this is a very big accomplishment!
Thank you for sharing this! Tuesday is a very good day so far!!
edit: This was not true :(
Hey, pal, it was a close competition. I sincerely hope we can continue to work together towards a brighter future for Venezuela!
Me as well! I responded to your text, could you please help explain to me what you meant? Here is a screenshot
Of course! I meant that we need to have all of those oil fields. Or at least a down payment of 10% of the oil fields, at which point we can begin restoring democracy. ;)
I really wish the campaign had let you make the announcement so you could introduce yourself to the nation.
ONCE AGAIN JOE BIDEN IS MAKING AN ALLIANCE WITH ANTIFA. JUAN GUAIDO IS A COMMUNIST. LOOK IT UP. HE'S FROM VENEZUELA, WHERE PEOPLE ARE COMMUNISTS!
I am not a communist. I am a democratic socialist like your Bernard Sanders or "AOC".
Mr Guaido, how was the view during the state of the union?
We have found different seats of power Nicolas, I hope that we can now be amigos once again.
These posts don't fool me. When the VP pick actually gets announced, the whole board will be their face in memes. Can't fake it.
Fuck, I just realized I haven't seen a Peter Daou twitter screenshot in like a month.
He didnt have to play months of political beauty pageant only to pick the one we already knew he would pick
edit: aww shit it was a guaido post
i like how the picture is framed and lit as if he's lex fucking luthor
I just got a letter in the mail with DC stamps and I'm afraid to open it.
