Imagine getting a cushy GNLA job, air conditioned office, having to spend 8 hours every day watching this site. Every time you post something people respond to you with pig poop balls, you are jealous of the agents assigned to other sites and have frequently requested to be transferred but have been denied. You have to listen to not just the podcast but Matt Christman's drunken ramblings in case they contain any terroristic threats. You hate yourself and have a gun in your drawer. You are contemplating offing yourself or killing your boss and coworkers. Your wife stopped making love to you since you got this job and you are starting to think you are trans. You are in hell, doomed for an eternity to remain in this place, forever an outcast among outcasts.
There was that one and saying the town with the most cum is Tehran due to the wise spiritual leadership of Grand Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei, but I remember this one really damning quote that would make an FBI agent's career if they tied it to the podcast. They discuss direct material ties to the revolutionary guard corps in... man, when was that.
I haven't listened to that podcast (or any podcast uh... ever, really) I was just spitballin', if they said something similar that's pretty tight