I'm going to be busy celebrating with Joe and the gang for the next few hours, maybe doing body shots off of our new Secremovedy of Homeland Security Mayor Pete! Body shots are a thing, right?
We're still able to "boogie down" so don't be surprised if I'm not back until after midnight Eastern Time, bright and early for you Russian bots! In the meantime, Ask Me Anything!
Whoa whoa whoa! Dude, you need a Pell Grant first! After that, you'll probably have the best success establishing a business that exploits the poverty of the community around you, further entrenching their cycle of poverty. What are your thoughts on cashing checks?