I'm picturing a room full of FSB agents discussing how their geopolitical strategy depends heavily on American men not starting to wipe their dicks after they pee. They invest millions on these accounts to spread anti-wiper дезинформация

    • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      But if men don't stand while they pee how will we understand the meaning behind those weird European fountains that's literally just a young boy peeing?

    • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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      4 years ago

      My urine exits level with the top of the bowl when sitting, so sitting to pee means the exterior bowl will be covered in urine. And so are my pants.