it'd be the last thing the US military expects and would double their economy overnight

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      what if it's full of computers and they call it cyberchina?

      • blight [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        they'd call it CyberSino in English so that western intelligence would get it confused with CyberSyn and thus not be able to investigate it

        • happybadger [he/him]
          hexagon
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          1 year ago

          i bet theyd call it something scary like skeleton china just to make people too scared to investigate it, but that'd mean they have a whole skeleton army

          • blight [he/him]
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            1 year ago

            IT'S RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN SIGHT

            OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE alex-aware

            Show terracotta army

          • Ildsaye [they/them]
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            1 year ago

            Unfounded speculation about skeletons being real makes us look unscientific in front of the liberals, and also forces me to sleep with the lights on scared

            • happybadger [he/him]
              hexagon
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              1 year ago

              Show me one time that China has denied training a skeleton army in China 2.

              • Ildsaye [they/them]
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                1 year ago

                China's lack of commentary on the matter does smell like a coverup, you've got me there

            • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              no the danger is that liberals will believe it and the epoch times and then CNN will uncritically repeat it

              • Ildsaye [they/them]
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                1 year ago

                Then the National Endowment for Democracy will raise, arm and train opposition skeletons for proxy attacks

                • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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                  1 year ago

                  and of course the skeleton army the group of thugs brewers paid to harrass the salvation army in the 19th century will be used as proof Chinese fentanyl is being used to undermine judeo-Christian values