WALL OF TEXT, read the TLDR or the entire thing if you have time.

We just had elections in the Netherlands (complete disaster for the left), and because we have a functional election system that doesn't rely on any FPTP bullshit no single party got a majority of seats in parliament. This is why the largest party always has to form a coalition, a group of parties that work together, have a majority (preferably) in both chambers of parliament, and these parties then form the government.

However, forming such a coalition takes a lot of time and effort, in 2017 it took 270 something days. This year 2 people are responsible for helping form this coalition Ollongren and Jorritsma. Anyway, yesterday Ollongren tested positive for COVID-19, and thus she had to get home as quickly as she could, so she hastily got together her documents and left the buildings of parliament.

This is where it gets funny, she was photographed while walking to her car and in her hands were visible some very important notes she took relating to the forming of this coalition. Most importantly these notes contained the following sentence: Pieter Omtzigt; functie elders. To understand this I first have to explain who Pieter Omtzigt is and to explain who Pieter Omtzigt is I first have to explain the kinderopvangtoeslagaffaire, or the childcare benefits scandal in English. Here the Dutch IRS falsely accused thousands of families of fraud and forced them to pay back all the money they had received for childcare plus an extra fine. This destroyed the lives of many thousands of Dutch families, it also turned out the fraud detection system accused non-white families way more than it did white families.

The Dutch government at the time knew about this but never told parliament or the public, Omtzigt helped bring all this to light, and this scandal caused the Dutch Government to resign. Omtzigt is a member of the CDA, one of the parties that were part of the government and will likely be part of the next government, but Omtzigt is a parliamentarian and thus not part of the government. However, the Dutch prime minister Mark Rutte, and perhaps some higher-ups in Omtzigt's own party don't take kindly to a member of a coalition party criticizing the coalition. Pieter Omtzigt; functie elders, essentially means that they want to force Omtzigt, a critical voice, out of parliament and want to give him a function someplace else. All this has caused Ollongren and Jorritsma to step down.

TLDR; So essentially, one of the women responsible for forming the new government got COVID and accidentally leaked an evil plan to force out one of the most critical voices in the Dutch parliament, also showing that politics in the Netherlands is not fun as they would have us believe.

It might seem tame by American standards but this entire bizarre situation is a large scandal in the Netherlands and I'm sure it will be something we still remember in 10 years.

  • Pezevenk [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    kinderopvangtoeslagaffaire

    I can't even read that word, my eyes refuse.

    • Barabas [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Compound words are one hell of a drug. The English are cowards for mostly restricting themselves to two.

      • Pezevenk [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        But I don't get it, you wanna say two words, just say two words.

        Imagineifeveryonewrotelikethat.

          • Pezevenk [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            I know, but why stop there if you're gonna start smashing shit together? Don't you see that it is a slippery slope to scriptio continua and it must be resisted against at all costs?

    • dabmeister [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Haha I understand it's hard, we have some unnecessarily long words, here's another fun one: arbeidsongeschiktheidsverzekeringsmaatschappij

      However, Dutch is actually one of the languages closest to English, there are a lot of similarities.

      • Pezevenk [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I know some German too, but yeah dutch is weird and has a lot of aas and oos.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I speak Danish and written Dutch makes no sense when you first see it. Then when you read it out loud it makes more sense than it really should.

  • garbology [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Uncovering racism in childcare puts you in the crosshairs of the government? Turns out the only no-go zone created by Muslim youths in the Netherlands was standing up for their rights.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      No, it's way worse than that. It's not even racism, it was just generalized awful for everyone but it especially targeted immigrant families.

      To my understanding, in the Netherlands, the government gives childcare support to many poor families. But they erroneously convicted many families for fraud because maybe there were some unimportant irregularities in their papers (which of course mostly affected immigrant families). They forced poor families to pay back tens of thousands of euros for no fucking reason whatsoever, and even worse, they now had "fraud" in their record, which meant they were often fired from their jobs and completely unable to find new ones for years until this was discovered. So it's not "racism in childcare", it's "making poor families pay tens of thousands of euros for no fucking reason and then falsely accusing them of crimes which will make them unable to find employment on top of that". And it wasn't even, like, 5 families, it would be a big scandal if this happened to one family, but no. It was like 26000.

      • dabmeister [he/him]
        hexagon
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        4 years ago

        Yes this is accurate, some families had to pay back over 100.000 euros.

      • SoyViking [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Did the families ever receive any compensation once the scandal was discovered?

        • dabmeister [he/him]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          Apparently, they will receive their compensation before the first of May, but it might take longer. This was all uncovered in late 2020.

  • MoralisticCommunist [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Planning to force whistleblowers out of parliament is rookie shit, in America they'd be arrested and accused of being paid by Russia or China or both

  • inshallah2 [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    we still remember in 10 years.

    I envy that. On average the American political mind goes back about 10 days

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    At least the right side of this scandal got fired, I guess? Better than would have happened here.

  • longhorn617 [any]
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    4 years ago

    Very sad to hear about the Kindergarten Cop Affair.

  • Dyno [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    This sounds like a quiet batpeople moment