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  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I week into my new job and so far I've stolen groceries for myself every day, a couple meals that I make during, a bottle of whine and a box of whippets. I can keep collecting EI til June or so this is some bonus money/whatever I can take before I get fired.

    • RedArmor [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Praxis, but be careful comrade. Personal experience. Space it out. Spot for cameras and their ranges/areas. Etc. be smart, be safe.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        You just made me paranoid about the one place I didn't look for a camera but considering there wasn't a single other one to be found it's probably fine

        • RedArmor [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Always. Always. Always. Triple and double check. Do a route to where when you steal something it is along a different path you chose for the last few weeks. “Look” at something for a while before you take it, then keep going back to pretend you are looking still.

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            This is good advice and thanks but I'm really really great at stealing stuff. I've been shoplifting from the grocery store across my street for six years with no issue

            • RedArmor [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Of course. Just looking out is all comrade. Great praxis :stalin-approval:

            • Quaxamilliom [comrade/them]
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              4 years ago

              You white ppl need to steal double the stuff you already do to make up for us POC's not being able to steal a damn thing since we're always being watched like a hawk the second we enter a store. Back when I was young I'd always go in as the bait and act sketchy while my white friends would loot the store without anyone even giving them a glance.

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                4 years ago

                Im a crusty punk and look it and have been getting away with it anyway. Which is even more ridiculous cause we stick out hard and are clearly going to be stealing.

                When. I was on tour we used a similar technique, we found some 'nice' clothes and the people with the most normal hair and no tatts would pop those on and empty places while we looked sketchy. In bigger towns a group of 15 or so would just swarm the store (have one person hold the door open so they can't lock you in)

                • Quaxamilliom [comrade/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  Nice! I was an anarcho punk back in the day (commie now) but loved a lot of crust and still mainly just listen to punk!

                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                    4 years ago

                    Been jamming some stuff along the lines of Exit Stance/icons of Filth and will hopefully be finally able to do stuff with the Deviated Instinct esque songs I wrote like five years ago. UK anarcho/early crust is my bread and butter aside from goth music.

                  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                    4 years ago

                    Nice, I'm one of the six ML crusties. Not nerds who used to be into black metal either, actual crusty. I live with two recovering heroin addicts one who has been Stenchcore as fuck since the early 90s and the other robbed banks. My patches cover holes.

              • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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                4 years ago

                Only time I wear nice clothes is when I'm lifting, that plus white is basically invitation to take whatever you can carry

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            It also doesn't matter if I get fired. It's a small kitchen gig that packs stuff up for elsewhere, the overturn is nuts and none of it is tracked well

    • Torenico [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You wouldn't know the sheer amount of shit we stole from our jobs, some ended up being presents for people and others ended up being sold so that some employees could have a little more money to spend on themselves. We even stole furniture LMFAO, like a big ass locker that went missing real quick.

      Fuck that shithole of a job, fuck every one of my bosses.