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  • Abraxiel
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    4 years ago

    The majority of theft in the United States is wage theft.

  • hazefoley [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Everyday I clock in and immediately go to the bathroom. Thanks to the Teamsters management can't say shit

      • mwsduelle [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Always take my shits and then punch out for lunch right after. Also, never shit at home when you can get paid to shit.

        • AlephNull [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          I'll never not say it.

          A ten minute shit on company time, once a day, five days a week, forty eight weeks a year, equates to just over a week's wages paid to shit.
          Do your doody

  • comi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Seems like handy advice on what to do

    • congressbaseballfan [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Why would you tell your employees this. You not using every second to be productive hurts me. Fucking Streisand effect. Just don’t say anything lmao. Don’t be a dick and your employees might naturally work harder

  • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I week into my new job and so far I've stolen groceries for myself every day, a couple meals that I make during, a bottle of whine and a box of whippets. I can keep collecting EI til June or so this is some bonus money/whatever I can take before I get fired.

    • RedArmor [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Praxis, but be careful comrade. Personal experience. Space it out. Spot for cameras and their ranges/areas. Etc. be smart, be safe.

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        You just made me paranoid about the one place I didn't look for a camera but considering there wasn't a single other one to be found it's probably fine

        • RedArmor [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          Always. Always. Always. Triple and double check. Do a route to where when you steal something it is along a different path you chose for the last few weeks. “Look” at something for a while before you take it, then keep going back to pretend you are looking still.

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            This is good advice and thanks but I'm really really great at stealing stuff. I've been shoplifting from the grocery store across my street for six years with no issue

            • Quaxamilliom [comrade/them]
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              4 years ago

              You white ppl need to steal double the stuff you already do to make up for us POC's not being able to steal a damn thing since we're always being watched like a hawk the second we enter a store. Back when I was young I'd always go in as the bait and act sketchy while my white friends would loot the store without anyone even giving them a glance.

              • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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                4 years ago

                Im a crusty punk and look it and have been getting away with it anyway. Which is even more ridiculous cause we stick out hard and are clearly going to be stealing.

                When. I was on tour we used a similar technique, we found some 'nice' clothes and the people with the most normal hair and no tatts would pop those on and empty places while we looked sketchy. In bigger towns a group of 15 or so would just swarm the store (have one person hold the door open so they can't lock you in)

                • Quaxamilliom [comrade/them]
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                  4 years ago

                  Nice! I was an anarcho punk back in the day (commie now) but loved a lot of crust and still mainly just listen to punk!

              • LeninWalksTheWorld [any]
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                4 years ago

                Only time I wear nice clothes is when I'm lifting, that plus white is basically invitation to take whatever you can carry

            • RedArmor [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Of course. Just looking out is all comrade. Great praxis :stalin-approval:

          • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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            4 years ago

            It also doesn't matter if I get fired. It's a small kitchen gig that packs stuff up for elsewhere, the overturn is nuts and none of it is tracked well

    • Torenico [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You wouldn't know the sheer amount of shit we stole from our jobs, some ended up being presents for people and others ended up being sold so that some employees could have a little more money to spend on themselves. We even stole furniture LMFAO, like a big ass locker that went missing real quick.

      Fuck that shithole of a job, fuck every one of my bosses.

  • Rod_Blagojevic [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    You won't be so snarky after the revolution when you clock in for your NKVD shift and see this in the breakroom and realize you and your partner could've arrested 50 more kulaks this year. You're stealing the people's time.

  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    i am doing a time fraud right now, behold the unstoppable revolutionary power of the one true leftist

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    /* points at wage theft stats, proceeds to take lengthy bathroom break *

    • RedArmor [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Bro I take 45 minute shits and post on here. I walk around, go drink water, and fuck off. But I’m still one of the best workers there and always get all my shit, if not the majority we can, done.

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hahahaha. Yeah I tell everyone I work with that it’s bullshit made up by the companies to constantly keep us working for them. Tell them “as long as the job gets done on time what’s the problem?”

    Oh thank you kind 10.7 billion dollar company I work for for my 2, 15 minute paid breaks (that my bullshit stupid worthless trade union bargained for) and my 30 minute unpaid lunch. Thanks also for cutting our hours and still expecting the same amount of work done but you also won’t give us overtime because it looks better on you the more you save the store money.

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    You should write “Marx was right” on there when nobody is around (if there’s no cameras)

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

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