https://nitter.net/TheEconomist/status/1719638593868571079

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
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    11 months ago

    What WW3 means for investors

    "...you'll be dead, just like everyone else, and no amount of stonks will prevent this. And if you do manage to survive somehow, the EMPs from the nukes will destroy everything keeping track of your imaginary money anyway."

    Wow, that was an easy article

    • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      Jokes on you, I have this super-special water purification chip that works all the time! I'll just put it in this Vault to be safe and useful for later!

        • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          Sadly you're more likely to get a dozen vintage muscle cars than food + water, but they will be dumb enough to have a god damn arsenal of weapons.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    This is what Adults In The Room that Make The Hard Decisions and Get Shit Done will do to the planet and life itself if nothing stops them. maybe-later-honey maybe-later-kiddo

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]
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    11 months ago

    Believe it or not, "It's a Mistake" by Men At Work? The "it's a mistake" is actually referring to your poor investment decisions. You gotta get on that sigma male world war stonk market grindset, bro.

  • Deadend [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Whoever has the most money when they die, wins.

  • tactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    I've got a post ww3 bit idea. While our organs are melting from the fallout, we find the author of this article and tell him that he gave bad advice in this article and all our investments went up in smoke. Delivered with flat affect, and punctuated with "thanks for nothing, jackass", while you bleed from every orfice on your face.