Looks at empty shelf with only a single copy of Sorry to Bother You

"Uhhh lots of stuff...yeah..."

  • hauntingspectre [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "In this moment as I refer to the local team as sportsball, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence"

    • FidelCastro [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You should go to a sportsball game when shit opens back up, they’re fun.

      • StLangoustine [any]
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        4 years ago

        What's next, are you going to tell people to go to the opera? Get with the times grandpa. The only type of sport anyone outside of boomers cares about is esport.

      • Coca_Cola_but_Commie [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I bet they wouldn't be fun if you A: had no knowledge of the sports in question and B: went alone because you have no friends and also C: weren't open to learning about the sports or making new friends. Like maybe fold your arms and glare the whole time and also whenever the crowd gets excited about anything yell "this is dumb. You're all dumb for liking this. It's just a ball traveling through space."