Every time someone hammers a nail firmly a million suburbanites flood the forums with “I HEARD GUNSHOTS! ANYONE ELSE HEAR GUNSHOTS? TERRORIST INCIDENT?”
Still deciding between that and “WHAT IS THE HELICOPTER DOING LANDING ON TOP OF THE HOSPITAL?” as my favorite genre of cracker neighborpost
I used to get nextdoor alerts in my email because I was looking for someone to housesit my cat while I went to rehab (and surprise nobody helped me) and the boomer psychosis over there is insane. Although the posts about random bears in the summertime were funny.
ALERT BEAR SPOTTED ON FOREST AND MARKET STREET!
A Hexbear is rising in the world today
Look at this dope ass bear
Joining Nextdoor to get all the dope-ass bear alerts
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