• cilantrofellow [any]
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    3 years ago

    If there was a king I just would simply not allow him primae noctis

    • Mehrunes_Laser [comrade/them, any]
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      3 years ago

      "He couldn't buy MY LAND because I wouldn't sell it to him."

      You own it or you pay mortgage?

      "Mortgage but I own it."

      Says who?

      "My bank an I have a contract."

      Who would enforce that contract?

      "The police."

      Who pays them?

      ".............."

      Why couldn't Jeff buy the bank, and use a private police force to evict you?

      "I'd shoot them."

      Ok

      I even tried to suggest that he might stand a chance if the whole town worked to protect the land collectively, but he called that communist soooooooooooooooooo

      These people live in a LARP, but we already knew that.