NukeLuke1 [he/him]

I like to up the ante and argue that I’m a Christian but don’t take it all literally either, and then proceed to argue that Jesus wasn’t a real person and was actually a metaphor.

Why Friday?

So basically if I understand it, it’s that they borrow the stock from a broker -> sell stock -> buy back when cheaper -> give back borrowed stock -> profit.

The issue is that the people they sold it to lent it out before they could buy it back, meaning that the stock is now loaned out to two different people despite being one stock, because the whole system is fucking dumb

Well... yes and no. No in that it actually isn't allowed and naked short selling is illegal, but yes in that hedge fund douchebags don't actually have to follow laws.

I’ve definitely heard that from some, but I do also remember one of my Catholic friends showing me some writing from the Pope or catechism where it basically said “if you’re a good person that’s basically accepting Jesus even if you don’t actually believe in him, so you’re good” but Catholics are a lot less fire and brimstone than most other chrsitians in my experience.

Oh God that makes it sound so much worse, just put me under and wake me up when it’s over

As someone who plays destiny it’s hilarious watching every game be “tHe NeW dEsTiNy KiLlEr” then completely flop on launch.

FWIW that’s not actually the case. At least according to Catholic views you don’t actually have to be Christian as long as you’re a good person.

That’s what’s annoys me most about it. Like why should I be thankful if he saves me from a system he intentionally architected.

Not all, Gura and a few others don’t.

Lmao it’s even more normal when you realize that just means you could guarantee the presidency if you promise to fix the fucking water and they still don’t do it.

“President Sanders could have appointed 3 justices” Fuck man...

I’d be sad if it was just a mirage tho

It appears I have been owned, publicly. The coolest way to be owned.

Don’t forget K9s and drug sniffing dogs. Dogs are fascists, and no I will not be taking questions at this time.

As the minority party how could they have actually stalled it long enough?

What do you mean they won’t do jack shit? They’ll vote for Mitt Romney (D) in 2024!

So everyone is talking about Democrats being useless now (which they are) but what could they have actually done to stop this?

Golf is fun, golf culture gets the wall.

Or instead give them to Iran