Pretty sure this tweet is going to be the last thing that flashes through my mind on my death bed
TGIF
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE, BUT IT HELPS!
LOOKS LIKE A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
TEAMWORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK
HAPPY HUMP DAY
"So say you come in on a Monday and you're not feeling so great, has anyone ever said to you "Looks like you got a case of the Mondays""
"No... nah man, I'd reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that."
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE CRAZY TO WORK HERE, BUT IT HELPS!
I really feel this though. How do you get through a retail shift w/o dissociation?
TEAMWORK DOESN'T HAVE TO BE TGIF, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A CASE OF THE HUMP DAYS
Hey most of us don’t do this dumb shit. Feel free to gulag those of us who degrade into gen x brainworm havers before the worms spread.
:what-the-hell: :stalin-gun-1: :volcel-judge:
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:panting: :volcel-judge:
This is 100% your type, I know because you already referenced this tweet to me months ago dork.
If you're visibly trying to mogg someone then it just comes off as cringe. I remember a guy on gear who would always lat spread and pec flex when he was near other guys in the gym. It wasn't like he was just getting a good pump on, you could watch whenever some other dude entered his "flex bubble" next to him he would actively try to dwarf them. It was cringe as fuck and everyone noticed
I'm so hetero that I flex my muscles to impress other men. I'm normal and well adjusted and definitely not gay bro
Death to America
Bodybuilding is the most homoerotic shit ever, I say this a bi guy that trains at home using calisthenics
I mean, why not? Admiring other guys’ bodies shouldn’t be something only gay people are allowed to do
Buttmogging is a term used in the femcel incelosphere and is used to mean that the buttmogger (peach-shaped) has better-looking buttocks than the buttmoggee (flat). Jennifer Lopez buttmogs other women all the time. At first glance, Nicki Minaj appears to be a buttmogger with a mean badonkadonk. But on closer inspection, her facial expressions while she sticks her hindquarters out makes it seem like her gluteal region is a projectile waiting to release a hazardous flatulence. Women from the Horner nation of Djibouti (transliterated from d'ya booty) are so great at buttmogging that the entire nation was named after their booties.
During an act of buttmogging, the buttmogger feels proud, whereas the buttmoggee feels humiliated.
Whoever wrote this should be smited by god and I'm not kidding
There needs to be some kind of iconoclastic revolt against web content, a gen-z savanarola to curb the excesses of being online all day.
No, we're already in an inescapable hell of our own creation, we just need someone to speak to the manager to make our experience less excruciating.
The generation that liberates humanity will be the generation that destroys the internet
Looks like one of the incels was an Uncyclopedia contributor, and forgot which wiki they were editing.
And now you have put this evil onto us
The innocent hexbearinos
Why are you looking at the camera? Do you need validation? Am I supposed to be proud you buttmogged the Zoomers?
https://twitter.com/search?q=butt%20mogged%20these%20zoomers&t=ZcDQ0ogMd5Awc1xsOB7Kzw&s=09
butt mog on some zoomers with me so I know it's real
Death to America
OP don’t be a :LIB: link the original tweet.
When was this from?
How funny are the replies to it that you are denying us?
It was from last year sometime, I've never even seen the original just screenshots
the tweets from that account are protected
also you're clearly just fishing for more :butt: pics
