• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      When they invented the train, this is exactly what the anti-train crowd said

      Also that the speed would cause a woman's wandering uterus to erupt from her body and go on a murder spree

    • UlyssesT
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      11 days ago

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  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    They're not biologically designed at all, they're pieces of machinery

    • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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      2 years ago

      If you have a hot male plug, you've already made a huge mistake and are about to make another and electrocute yourself, burn your house down, or fry something.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Is it just me, or does it seem these really bad homophobic "arguments" from like the 90s are making a comeback in the last couple years? I'm talking the "it's Adam and EVE not Adam and STEVE" grade-school level stuff? It's like the homophobes spent 20 years being afraid of getting bullied for saying such obviously dumb shit but they aren't afraid of that anymore?

    • FunnyUsername [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      They're literally recycling homophobia from the 50's now with the groomer shit. It's actually pretty impressive how easily people are fooled by it.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        This shit works for a reason. People are bombarded with "Chris Hansen Child Rape Special Report!" style news coverage. There's a tacit understanding that kids aren't safe from sexual assault in the US, given that everyone from the town priest to the chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children is in on it. Combine the terror of these crimes with a sense of powerlessness as individuals and you create a populace that's more than ready to lash out at any perceived perpetrator.

        Americans, being the most propagandized people on Earth, are primed to get rug pulled on this shit over and over again. Every generation brings in a fresh crop of marks. Playing these marks is how conservative movements keep themselves moving.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    There's a butthole with a happy button inside it wtf you talking about

    • Ideology [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      That was put there by Satan, obviously. Thanks, Satan, for giving kristina a healthy relationship. :anarchist-occult:

      • kristina [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Now now, I don't do that that often. But it is a fun little button to press every now and again :thinkin-lenin:

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        satan's happy button does sound a lot cooler than "prostate", although it comes with the downside of less prostate and revolution puns during sex

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    these mf's have never heard pf frotting and it shows

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        2 years ago

        Reminds me of my wife's boomer lib aunt asking about how (cis) lesbians have sex... like girl I'm so sorry to hear that about your sex life if you can't imagine anything other than PIV

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        See also: Queerphobes reacting to a dude coming out with "i don't wanna know what you do in the bedroom" and admitting they can't imagine anything but missionary for straights and anything but anal for gays

    • Chump [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I think it's more likely that they're all circumcised, and haven't considered what that actually means

  • ElmLion [any]
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    2 years ago

    So when I used an extension cable, where the two pokey things go inside each other, did I become a supporter of docking?