• Fishroot [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    There are enough chinese separatist movements “exiled” in the usa that they can reform a mini china beside new Canaan in Utah

    “ The term "Basuria" is a neologism coined by Liu Zhongjing, who wants an independent political entity for the Bashu people to separate from China and become a country of its own.[2] Basuria is an attempt to resurrect the Tribal Confederation of Ba and the Kingdom of Shu, both of which were conquered by the State of Qin in 316 BCE.” from the wiki page edited in February 2023

    You know you are scrapping the barrel then you try to restart a pre warring state culture in which the “han” culture was not even established

    • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Hold my beer y'all while I start a separatist movement of the oppressed people of Carthage to reclaim our traditional homeland.

      • Fishroot [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Mfw Lebanese Christians (who also happens to have a positive opinions on the french colonial era) calling themselves “phoenicians”

    • CyborgMarx [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      lmao this is like some Euro trying to resurrect the Visigoths or some shit

    • iridaniotter [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      guy who is really mad yu controlled the waters and thus allowing the development of the erlitou culture into the shang dynasty thereby creating the ccp :xi-god-emperor:

    • Fuckass
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      1 year ago

      deleted by creator

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      People are like "you can't just kill dissidents in foreign countries!" but this kind of bullshit is what happens if you just let any idiot try to re-write history.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        2 years ago

        People are like “you can’t just kill dissidents in foreign countries!”

        Same people want to glass half of Iran and Afghanistan in the name of women's rights.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      come to think of it Basuria is the way of naming a country according to English grammar

      also I'm an Iceni separatist now fuck it

  • Dryad [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    crushed by brutal force.

    tank man picture

    These losers really don't know there's a video of tank man climbing all over the tank and trying to get inside where he is still allowed to walk away completely unmolested do they

  • ssjmarx [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    From Wikipedia

    Basuria is an attempt to resurrect the Tribal Confederation of Ba and the Kingdom of Shu, both of which were conquered by the State of Qin in 316 BCE.

    :michael-laugh:

    seriously look at these jokers

  • iridaniotter [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    lol the Sanxingdui artifact. Yeah the unfortunate thing about wanting to Balkanize China is that the last time it was Balkanized was about 3,000 years ago. Stick to the Tibet stuff! You may as well be trying to resurrect King Huni of the Old Kingdom as an elaborate plan to bring about the Fifth Reich.

    edit: Later collapses of central control over China were not Balkanization. More like Romanization, or Europization. It's not Balkanization unless there are like 50 polities in that big of an area.

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Obviously a grift but imagine if they actually tried to get independence. I'm sure a tiny landlocked state bordered on all sides by china would be very viable and prosperous

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      1980s Liberals: "Free Tibet! That Dalai Lama guy seems cool, so China is bad!"

      2020s Liberals: "Free... uh... Basura! It's Tibet-adjacent! It's a real place, we swear! Incremental change! Just donate to the GoFundMe and stop asking questions or Imma call you a CCP Bot Army!"

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha! Oh! You're serious. Let me laugh even harder

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHHHAHAHAHAHABAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

  • Fuckass
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    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

  • ShareThatBread [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    :geordi-no: freebasuria.org

    :geordi-yes: freebasuria.com

    note : joke delayed due to DNS propagation delays :deeper-sadness:

  • Changeling [it/its]
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    2 years ago

    That jackboot is literally like:

    In this house, we believe:

    • China good
    • Nazis good
    • Atheism good
    • Patriarchy good
    • Cishets good

    This propaganda brought to you by Chat-GPT 4

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    oCCPation is pretty funny though