egg1916 [she/her]

I asked during their AMA why they take money from known Jeffrey Epstein associate Bill Gates and he called me Alex Jones 🤔

Mon Mothra is a character from Star Trek

I got the Sony WF-1000M4 earbuds. I've never been more impressed with audio. Even without anything playing the noise cancelling blocks out like everything. Im hearing so many new sounds in songs I've listened to hundreds of times before.

Also have a Sennheiser headset for my PC but I forgot which one

Hey cool, this is like the exact inverse of that ocean temperature graph posted recently :yea:

I saw this post first and was so fucking confused

Yeah I'm an anarchist, yeah all my opinions align perfectly with the US State Department. Problem tankies??

Monkey never cramps :monke-return: :banana-duck-peeled:

Or Jon Stewart giving a medal to a literal Nazi at Disney :desolate:

I've heard one of my coworkers gladly and openly talk about how he wants to bash trans kids with a baseball bat. He's even got a reputation for it in companies we work with.

It's ok tho our logo on twitter has a rainbow on it for a month

Does she have one for me?

I took a class called NJ Politics in college. The professor said that on an election day, if the George Washington Bridge has bad traffic, then the Democrats perform noticeably worse in the north Jersey district.

This country has based literally everything on like 4 highways so that 1 truck on fire can shutdown an entire freight corridor.

Paper tiger indeed :thonk-trans:

:data-laughing:

UK Intel

:data-laughing:

chaser sub

chaser sub

liberals

not me tho

True, but I can't think of anything more :grillman: than mowing your lawn on the day of the worst air quality since records began

My overweight neighbor was out mowing his lawn yesterday. He's retired and can do it any other day :grillman:

Thought it was night time when I looked outside at like 2. At least I've seen more people wearing masks today than any time in the last year

This is David Ornstein slander

Spend less time working

Motherfucker is actually so close to understanding the falling rate of profit, he's literally right there