• @daisy
    hexbear
    72
    10 months ago

    This is going to be the funniest American presidential election ever.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      50
      10 months ago

      There's still room for improvement. For example - Biden actually dies of old age and after a bruising battle - Kamala takes over.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
        hexbear
        47
        edit-2
        10 months ago

        Could get better if Trump has to run from prison and then hand over the Presidency to his VP after winning.

        I'm very excited to live through "The Year of Four Presidents"

        • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
          hexagon
          hexbear
          30
          edit-2
          10 months ago

          his VP

          I wonder who that will be. My money is still on Nikki Haley. Although it would be much better if Trump went goblin mode and chose somebody like Kid Rock.

          • emizeko [they/them]
            hexbear
            26
            10 months ago

            Vice President Kid Rock shooting a pallet of Bud Light cans with his assault rifle on the White House Lawn

            • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
              hexagon
              hexbear
              14
              10 months ago

              And he's rappin'...

              It's me - VeePee Kid Rock
              on the Big House Lawn
              'Bout to shoot half a dozen pallets of Bud Light
              With my VeePee Kid Rock Licensed FreedomAssaultRifles
              177.6 dollars at Walmart with da heavy "I love Trump" discount
              You get for buyin' Jan. 6 TrumpBullets

              Locked and loaded.... Here we go!

            • D61 [any]
              hexbear
              2
              10 months ago

              Nope, she's too much of a loser and whiner. I could have seen Ann Coulter if she hadn't jumped on the "anybody but Trump train."

      • Egon [they/them]
        hexbear
        5
        10 months ago

        Biden dies, and hillary comes back for round 2

        • D61 [any]
          hexbear
          3
          10 months ago

          "New Challenger!"

          "Fight!"

        • Bnova [he/him]
          hexbear
          3
          10 months ago

          Kamala's on the debate stage with Trump, Hillary then pushes her off the stage and takes her podium asserting herself as the alpha creton.