• InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
    hexbear
    50
    10 months ago

    There's still room for improvement. For example - Biden actually dies of old age and after a bruising battle - Kamala takes over.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
      hexbear
      47
      edit-2
      10 months ago

      Could get better if Trump has to run from prison and then hand over the Presidency to his VP after winning.

      I'm very excited to live through "The Year of Four Presidents"

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
        hexbear
        30
        edit-2
        10 months ago

        his VP

        I wonder who that will be. My money is still on Nikki Haley. Although it would be much better if Trump went goblin mode and chose somebody like Kid Rock.

        • emizeko [they/them]
          hexbear
          26
          10 months ago

          Vice President Kid Rock shooting a pallet of Bud Light cans with his assault rifle on the White House Lawn

          • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
            hexagon
            hexbear
            14
            10 months ago

            And he's rappin'...

            It's me - VeePee Kid Rock
            on the Big House Lawn
            'Bout to shoot half a dozen pallets of Bud Light
            With my VeePee Kid Rock Licensed FreedomAssaultRifles
            177.6 dollars at Walmart with da heavy "I love Trump" discount
            You get for buyin' Jan. 6 TrumpBullets

            Locked and loaded.... Here we go!

          • D61 [any]
            hexbear
            2
            10 months ago

            Nope, she's too much of a loser and whiner. I could have seen Ann Coulter if she hadn't jumped on the "anybody but Trump train."

    • Egon [they/them]
      hexbear
      5
      10 months ago

      Biden dies, and hillary comes back for round 2

      • D61 [any]
        hexbear
        3
        10 months ago

        "New Challenger!"

        "Fight!"

      • Bnova [he/him]
        hexbear
        3
        10 months ago

        Kamala's on the debate stage with Trump, Hillary then pushes her off the stage and takes her podium asserting herself as the alpha creton.