Father: Remember son, women are VIXENS!
They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!

Kid: wrow

10 years later… (panel 2)

Goth woman with guitar: Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life

(artist) happyroadkill

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I got an appointment with my surgeon in two and a half weeks, unsure if i should ask her about the "satanic bosom" option for my bottom surgery

    • Owl [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I don't think people typically put a bosom down there, satanic or otherwise, so your surgeon is going to be real confused about that one.

      Good luck with the surgery!

      • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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        1 year ago

        Thanks, it'll be a while until it gets done, though. The wait list is a year minimum and only starts after i've successfully battled my healthcare provider gatekeeper to cover the costs.