Father: Remember son, women are VIXENS!
They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!
Kid: wrow
10 years later… (panel 2)
Goth woman with guitar: Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life
(artist) happyroadkill
I got an appointment with my surgeon in two and a half weeks, unsure if i should ask her about the "satanic bosom" option for my bottom surgery
I don't think people typically put a bosom down there, satanic or otherwise, so your surgeon is going to be real confused about that one.
Good luck with the surgery!
Thanks, it'll be a while until it gets done, though. The wait list is a year minimum and only starts after i've successfully battled my healthcare
providergatekeeper to cover the costs.Oh yeah, the luck is mostly meant for the battle with broken healthcare systems.
if a mere body part that women are born with is enough to cause the fall of men, then wow men are one of the weakest group of people out there, despite the constant suggestions that they are not.
no offense to the guys here, y'all are cool.
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a mere body part that women are born with is enough to cause the fall of men
yeah it's the ankle
please stop tripping me
Few things are more fragile than toxic masculinity, the kind that crumbles to dust if a feeemale ever makes them buy tampons at the store
Mom says I was a difficult birth compared to my brothers due to the satanic bosoms.
SEE? SEE? FEEEMALES ARE CHAOS DRAGONS AFTER ALL! SHIELD YOURSELF FROM THEIR APPLE CIDER, BUCKOS!
Stop right there!
