Father: Remember son, women are VIXENS!
They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!
Kid: wrow
10 years later… (panel 2)
Goth woman with guitar: Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life
(artist) happyroadkill
SEE? SEE? FEEEMALES ARE CHAOS DRAGONS AFTER ALL! SHIELD YOURSELF FROM THEIR APPLE CIDER, BUCKOS!
Up yours, woke moralist! We’ll see who entrances who.