profit squeezer went to the Owen Hart school of grand entrances

hopefully this becomes the next rich dick trend

RIP bozo

  • kristina [she/her]
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    10 months ago

    14 feet? I feel like I'd survive that. Did he dive head first or something

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      10 months ago

      the chain broke on one side and the cart wound up sorta slinging them at the ground like a trebuchet, there's a video downthread

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them]MA
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      10 months ago

      If I remember, the average rate of fall injuries to height off the ground increases at an exponential rate the higher you get. Even falling off a two-foot step stool/ladder has a decent chance of fucking you up.

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Yeah it's all probability. Someone survived falling out of an airplane, and yeah a stepstool will kill you like one in a hundred times you fall off it

    • Bloobish [comrade/them]
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      10 months ago

      My money is dude fell and hit his head and was likely on some form of blood thinners, real easy way to quickly die or permanently disable yourself. Even a five foot drop while drinking and with a prescription of statins (meant to reduce bad cholesterol build up but also have impacts on blood clotting) can render someone brain damaged.