InevitableSwing [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 9 months agoMatty mentions a central tension.imagemessage-square59 fedilinkarrow-up1116file-text
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minus-squareRyanGosling [none/use name]hexbear67·9 months agoMan who has never engaged in any subculture outside of wine parties with a dress code confidentially dismisses other people for being posers link
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]hexagonhexbear46·9 months agoMatty and his wife are at a party. Conspiratorially she says to him... "I had a peek into the kitchen. Do you know what I saw?" "No. But it sounds really bad. How bad?" "Box wine." "Oh, my god. I thought I knew them. Should we leave?" link
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]hexbear34·9 months agohe'd be the kind of person to be shocked that the second glass is the cheaper stuff. That's party 101, that's in the bible link
minus-squareanarchoilluminati [comrade/them]hexbear18·9 months agoJesus was a real one with the good wine hookup though. He saved that wedding party. link
minus-squareWheaties [she/her]hexbear7·9 months agothey were already drunk, the son of god was just showing off link
minus-squareanarchoilluminati [comrade/them]hexbear7·9 months agoThey were drunk, but he still hooked them up with even better shit. Probably got everyone lit. Jesus, Lord and Savior of Parties. link
minus-squareSkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear23·9 months agoBox wine is unironically amazing. Fuck anyone who says otherwise link
minus-squareGrouchyGrouse [he/him]hexbear20·9 months agoIt rules for camping, especially when backpacking. Just take it out of the box. Way easier to pack out once drained and rolled up. link
Man who has never engaged in any subculture outside of wine parties with a dress code confidentially dismisses other people for being posers
Matty and his wife are at a party. Conspiratorially she says to him...
"I had a peek into the kitchen. Do you know what I saw?"
"No. But it sounds really bad. How bad?"
"Box wine."
"Oh, my god. I thought I knew them. Should we leave?"
he'd be the kind of person to be shocked that the second glass is the cheaper stuff. That's party 101, that's in the bible
Jesus was a real one with the good wine hookup though.
He saved that wedding party.
they were already drunk, the son of god was just showing off
They were drunk, but he still hooked them up with even better shit.
Probably got everyone lit. Jesus, Lord and Savior of Parties.
Box wine is unironically amazing. Fuck anyone who says otherwise
It rules for camping, especially when backpacking. Just take it out of the box. Way easier to pack out once drained and rolled up.
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