• RyanGosling [none/use name]
    ·
    9 months ago

    Man who has never engaged in any subculture outside of wine parties with a dress code confidentially dismisses other people for being posers

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      ·
      9 months ago

      Matty and his wife are at a party. Conspiratorially she says to him...

      "I had a peek into the kitchen. Do you know what I saw?"

      "No. But it sounds really bad. How bad?"

      "Box wine."

      "Oh, my god. I thought I knew them. Should we leave?"

      • Wheaties [she/her]
        ·
        9 months ago

        he'd be the kind of person to be shocked that the second glass is the cheaper stuff. That's party 101, that's in the bible

          • Wheaties [she/her]
            ·
            9 months ago

            they were already drunk, the son of god was just showing off

            • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
              cake
              ·
              9 months ago

              They were drunk, but he still hooked them up with even better shit.

              Probably got everyone lit. Jesus, Lord and Savior of Parties.