• RyanGosling [none/use name]
    hexbear
    67
    4 months ago

    Man who has never engaged in any subculture outside of wine parties with a dress code confidentially dismisses other people for being posers

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
      hexbear
      46
      4 months ago

      Matty and his wife are at a party. Conspiratorially she says to him...

      "I had a peek into the kitchen. Do you know what I saw?"

      "No. But it sounds really bad. How bad?"

      "Box wine."

      "Oh, my god. I thought I knew them. Should we leave?"

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
    hexbear
    58
    4 months ago

    You can’t really be punk (edgy, avant garde, rebellious, cool, fun) and also be the educated professionals who run everything.

    Wow just wait until 1997 hears about this discourse

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
    hexbear
    52
    4 months ago

    Apparently unironic...

    Suburban public libraries are punk rock because they exist to transfer money from property owners to leftist librarians in exchange for nothing. They are a way to stick it to the man. The educated professionals who run everything never use them.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexbear
      41
      4 months ago

      in exchange for nothing

      They are literally providing a service in exchange for your tax money lol

      • regul [any]
        hexbear
        17
        4 months ago

        Imagining a Matthew Lesko bit where he's like: "The government gives you books (any book you want) for free!! It's free books from the government!"

    • DayOfDoom [any, any]
      hexbear
      26
      4 months ago

      Was that a Magacommunist dipshit? Sounds exactly like their brand of pseudo-marxist Laroucheism.

    • Rom [he/him]
      hexbear
      12
      edit-2
      4 months ago

      Wait until he hears about how much money that cities spend on cops

  • Awoo [she/her]
    hexbear
    52
    edit-2
    4 months ago

    These are the people that misunderstood punk to be entirely about "fuck you I do what I want" in an entirely individualistic and antisocial way. They imagine punk entirely as an antagonistic aesthetic with none of the community politics attached to it.

    This is how they can claim that they are punk for opposing whatever "woke" shit they're upset about lately. And they see it as punk to deliberately upset others. Unfortunately there's a pretty large chunk of punk fans that absorb the music in the same way.

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      16
      4 months ago

      Every punk bar I've been in for the past 10 years has had a rainbow flag somewhere prominently displayed. There's usually vegan iconography too. It's part of the territory and it has been for a while.

      More and more I'm starting to understand what was meant by "poser." People who put on a leather jacket and called themselves punk because they like a few Sex Pistols songs but then never interact with punk communities outside of buying things.

      • Awoo [she/her]
        hexbear
        8
        edit-2
        4 months ago

        Yeah the posers are the people who fundamentally don't understand it's an ideology. Sometimes they're completely oblivious to it. I was for a long time in that scene.

  • sir_this_is_a_wendys [he/him]
    hexbear
    43
    4 months ago

    I once saw a tweet that said 'liberals are the perfect combination of condescending and braindead.'

    Matty is the archetype of that.

  • regul [any]
    hexbear
    41
    4 months ago

    This mf doesn't know any librarians. All the librarians I know are very punk.

  • davel [he/him]
    hexbear
    35
    4 months ago

    Is there anything Matthew Yglesias doesn’t not understand? Such a prolific and well-compensated nonunderstander of things.

    Top 27 highest-earning Substack newsletters generate over $22m a year

    Similarly, The Washington Post reported last month that Slow Boring, the newsletter run by Vox co-founder Matthew Yglesias, has at least 13,000 paying subscribers, which would mean his Substack generates at least $1.04m. Yglesias was originally tempted to the platform with a $250,000 up-front payment (offset by Substack taking 85% of his first year’s subscription revenue). According to Press Gazette's analysis, Slow Boring should also earn at least $800,000 annually before Substack's 10% fee.

  • Wheaties [comrade/them]
    hexbear
    30
    4 months ago

    The punkest thing is to take a quite place of learning and make it yours. "Oh, libraries are for educated professionals, isn't it it incongruous for you to be here?" Motherfucker, punk is incongruity. Visit the library in your best fit, glide down the shelves like you own 'em, wink at the grandmas watching Infowars on the public access computers while you're checking out a book on rotary engines, Professor Goodall's autobiography, and a Jane Fonda DVD

  • DragonBallZinn [he/him]
    hexbear
    27
    4 months ago

    This is prepsplaining.

    How many punks got made fun of in high school because they're intelligent or even just read books voluntarily?

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
    hexagon
    hexbear
    27
    4 months ago

    I love how people like Matty use the word "progressive" when they really mean "centrist". And it's a shame Matty can't put...

    You can't really be punk (edgy, avant garde, rebellious, cool, fun) and also be the educated professionals who run everything.

    ...on a t-shirt because it's just too darn wordy.

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
    hexbear
    24
    4 months ago

    Don't a bunch of people in punk bands have advances degrees? Ones that come to mind are the guy from Bad Religion and the lead singer from The Offspring.

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
    hexbear
    23
    4 months ago

    I have to commend Matthew for his commitment to being so wrong so consistently. Keep on doing you Mattsaul-anime