• Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
    ·
    6 months ago

    He's gonna run again in 2028, get ratfucked in the primaries again by Biden seeking his second term, then run again in 2032, and he'll be president until 2041 when he's 99 years old. We won't get universal healthcare, but we'll get a partial tax credit for access to health insurance against any 401k investments, with a carbon offset purchased from Brazil to make it carbon neutral.

      • bleepbloopbop [they/them]
        ·
        6 months ago

        dies in office, special election, gets replaced by someone much more ghoulish? Sounds about right to me

          • GoebbelsDeezNuts [any]
            ·
            6 months ago

            Step away from the lathe or I'm sending the volcel-police after you. I don't care if its within their jurisdiction or not.

            • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
              ·
              6 months ago

              Show

              The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

              نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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