• HarrietTubman [he/him,any]
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    5 months ago

    The president’s inadequate performance in the debate made it clear he is not the man he was four years ago.

    What the fuck is he then?

    • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      A being in a permanent state of transition.

      whywhywhywhywhy "You can't step in the same river twice, Jack!"

      • Speaker [e/em/eir]
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        5 months ago

        In a post-debate interview at the White House, Mr. Biden said "And behold a great red dragon, having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads. And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and di— did, uh, ya know, the thing."

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      5 months ago

      It's clear dementia is taking Biden, that's what they mean. Despite being a piece of shit, Biden right now reminds me of my grandpa a month before the cancer took him.

    • SuperZutsuki [they/them]
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      5 months ago

      Biden died when he fell down the stairs a few years ago. The current "Biden", or "Brandon" as it likes to be called is the culmination of 70 years of deep state projects working towards creating the perfect liberal. The speech issues are a sign this clone is deteriorating. A new one will soon be hatched.

      • Ildsaye [they/them]
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        5 months ago

        Unable to replicate the robust vitality imparted by Juche necromancy, even to a clone pathetic