• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    4 months ago

    Could you imagine if Putin or Xi had a drug addled, sex worker-addicted son who they kept consulting for policy? There'd be a trillion Atlantic and NYT think pieces lining up to attribute that shit to Oriental Despotism or the Asiatic Brainpan or some shit.

    • Hexamerous [none/use name]
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      4 months ago

      We'll get long articles written from a first person perspective as the reporter imagines themselves walking into the sex and opium den inside Xi's "forbidden city" where only a handful of the most loyal and fanatic few ever are allowed in.. All from an unverifiable anonymous source of course.

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        The source is the same one that personally witnessed Kim Jong Un executing his uncle with an artillery round. They also saw Putin push a guy out of a window. They also also saw the Trump pee tape.

    • Procapra
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      2 months ago

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      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        "My fellow Russians. My son, shining star of our nation, has been dumped by his deceitful Ukrainian girlfriend. Therefore, I am declaring a special military operation..."