sales rep at the appliance store called a coworker over to meet our parrot by saying "come meet Mr. <bird's name>". lady looks at me and my wife, puzzled. thought we were abouta get misgendered for a hot second until the sales rep went "yeah, that's the bird's name" and her coworker's confusion dissipated. imma take it as "neither of us pass as men any longer". victory!
oh, also, the bird got us a $50 discount. sales rep looked at him and went "hmm, let me knock that down a bit". why does a bird have pretty privilege?? spoiled brat wouldn't even say hello. he, in the most literal sense, walked all over them.
sales rep at the appliance store called a coworker over to meet our parrot by saying "come meet Mr. <bird's name>". lady looks at me and my wife, puzzled. thought we were abouta get misgendered for a hot second until the sales rep went "yeah, that's the bird's name" and her coworker's confusion dissipated. imma take it as "neither of us pass as men any longer". victory!
oh, also, the bird got us a $50 discount. sales rep looked at him and went "hmm, let me knock that down a bit". why does a bird have pretty privilege?? spoiled brat wouldn't even say hello. he, in the most literal sense, walked all over them.
Critical support to the bird!
Congrats ^^