The US president, who is under intense scrutiny amid concerns over his age, says he is the best candidate to beat Donald Trump in an hour-long news conference.
Idk, if they swear you in on a second term, I'd like to see him stumble through it. Live, uncut, has to repeat basic words. It'd be pretty amazing to watch him fuck it up.
He'll motion for Roberts to just keep reading, Roberts will awkwardly acquiesce, Biden will say "I do" at the end and will turn to kiss somebody who isn't there.
Dems did blue Jan 6th in 2016! But it was writing letters to electoral college electors and begging them to switch their votes to Clinton.
Very loser shit, Republicans at least did a pointless rally and a capture-the-flag type event where they believed that if they hold down possession of Congress for long enough, Trump gets to stay president.
Biden and Trump are the nominees, both die the day before the election, it goes to Harris vs Noem, neither of them get 10% of the vote, The Worm is sworn into office.
So what is the FUNNIEST outcome right now?
It used to be Biden winning the electoral vote but losing the popular vote.
Now I think it is Biden staying in to the last moment, then the party selecting Hillary Clinton as the Dem nominee and Hillary losing to Trump.
Idk, if they swear you in on a second term, I'd like to see him stumble through it. Live, uncut, has to repeat basic words. It'd be pretty amazing to watch him fuck it up.
He'll motion for Roberts to just keep reading, Roberts will awkwardly acquiesce, Biden will say "I do" at the end and will turn to kiss somebody who isn't there.
With doodoo dripping out of his pant leg
joe biden dissing cheney on IG live and getting hit with the switch
I kinda want to see trump lose that rematch because J6-2: Farce Harder would be unbelievably funny
That is true but I raise you, blue jan 6th
Or even better, RFK jan 6th
Dems did blue Jan 6th in 2016! But it was writing letters to electoral college electors and begging them to switch their votes to Clinton.
Very loser shit, Republicans at least did a pointless rally and a capture-the-flag type event where they believed that if they hold down possession of Congress for long enough, Trump gets to stay president.
Critical support for the J6 freaks advancing squatter's rights.
The worm has returned!
The way I see it, it doesn't matter what the funniest outcome is anymore because all the outcomes are funny
Biden and Trump are the nominees, both die the day before the election, it goes to Harris vs Noem, neither of them get 10% of the vote, The Worm is sworn into office.
Funniest outcome is both candidates dying before the election and then a tie in the electoral college
Biden dying, then Harris getting early-onset dementia
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