The headpet thing is actually not a meme. I am desperate for head attention. Touch my hair, give me pets, rub my scalp, I will become putty It feels so good. I can be kept immobilised and making dumb gay noises for hours at a time. Getting headpets as the little spoon from my wife
The headpet thing is actually not a meme. I am desperate for head attention. Touch my hair, give me pets, rub my scalp, I will become putty
It feels so good. I can be kept immobilised and making dumb gay noises for hours at a time. Getting headpets as the little spoon from my wife 
It’s the worst when she does it for a few seconds and then stops
Like…no, bitch, this is your life now. Get to petting
I always nudge her hand like a dumbass, please miss...
I bite her
Tomboymoder's SO, if you're reading this I won't bite you if you only give me a little pets.
She’s mine!
Same
Well I've never gotten headpets from your wife but you know what I mean. Please somebody
one day.
Get you a wife who will pet your head!!!!
You will get the headpats you deserve!!!
I'm sure you will but here you go in the meantime ^^
You fell asleep eepy
Eppy sleepy and gay