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Get yourself a two desk setup with your wife, sit back to back, I can swivel my chair and tap her on the shoulder, or sneak over behind her to give her a peck on the cheek ^^
The wife part is a lot harder then the two desks 😔 but that does sound actually the best.
I'm sure you'll find someone at some point c: