She put a cover on her head and just started praying in Punjabi, wtf

  • Chronicon [they/them]
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    4 months ago

    Its definitely not this but it would be very funny if 1) this near death experience made trump see god, but like not christian god, and he's just sikh now, or 2) he just gets super religious but tries to be inclusive of all religions in it.

    • Thallo [love/loves]
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      4 months ago
      1. this near death experience made trump see god, but like not christian god, and he's just sikh now

      This would be so fucking funny. Imagining him saying Sikh shit in his cadence and trying to grow a beard

        • kristina [she/her]
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          4 months ago

          a-little-trolling "Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We're going to build a wall around Britain, and they're going to pay for it. We're going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it." cheeto

        • mayo_cider [he/him]
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          4 months ago

          The only person in human history to grow 6ft of hair in a weekend

    • kristina [she/her]
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      4 months ago

      he just gets super religious but tries to be inclusive of all religions in it.

      isnt this like, what boy scouts do lol

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      Trump has a near-death conversion to Sikhism

      where is cum town when you need it