I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.
i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead
crying while frantically looking through a book about tarot while doing a reading using a stack of Monopoly chance cards
That's a thing, people do tarot style readings with random found decks
You're a natural, job chosen
huh. honestly that does sound kind of fun
Yr in charge of our "Psychic Damage against Liberals" unit
going to force a bunch of libs to watch Hamilton live but I'm in between the stage and the audience with a garden hose and I blast the actors any time they say something cringe and then blast the audience if they ever clap or laugh
Turn off the actors' mics and put on the Dollop commentary