I'm an amazing shot but I don't suffer from main character syndrome, so I'd be the stoned to the bone quartermaster who cleans all guns just for fun.

  • EstraDoll [she/her]
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    15 hours ago

    i really wanted to mine coal but they made me read taror cards instead

    • EstraDoll [she/her]
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      15 hours ago

      crying while frantically looking through a book about tarot while doing a reading using a stack of Monopoly chance cards

      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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        14 hours ago

        That's a thing, people do tarot style readings with random found decks

        You're a natural, job chosen

      • EstraDoll [she/her]
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        14 hours ago

        going to force a bunch of libs to watch Hamilton live but I'm in between the stage and the audience with a garden hose and I blast the actors any time they say something cringe and then blast the audience if they ever clap or laugh